5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,

They were called for an Identification parade.

When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!!
Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata.. ..open
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. ..open
Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge? Srdr:10 rs. ka? Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho. ..open

Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal: 1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao.. Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!! ..open
5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE, They were called for an Identification parade. When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!! ..open
3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gaye,decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey, chota sardar:mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,dono ne kaha thik hai, 2din guzar gaye sardar nahi aya, 4din guzar gaye sardar nahi aye, 2no ne socha k ab smosa kha line chahye,jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola..Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga.. ..open

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE, They were called for an Identification parade. When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!! ..open
Sardar toilet me betha tha, Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare.. Now sardar at his best once again.. Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya.. ..open
Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he. Police: Kaun He Wo? Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!! ..open

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta! Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !! ..open
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle' Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle. ..open
Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 20 din bahar ghumne jaati hai . . . . Aap kabhi leke gaye ??? . . . . . . . . Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani ..open

Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool.. See his report.. Eng-02 Mat-05 Science-07 SST-08 Hindi-03 Total-25 Sardar-Total ne to kamal kia he.Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi. ..open
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di. ..open
Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do. ..open

Gujrati: Dimag tej hota hai! Sardar: Kaise ? Gujrati: Acha ye batao 1 kg chawal me, Kitne dane hote hai. Sardar: Pata nahi, Gujrati ne use badam khilaya aur bola, 1 darjan me kitne kele hote hai. Sardar: 12 , Gujrati: Dekha ho gaya na dimag tej… Sardar: 2kg de yarr, bade kamal ki chij hai………….. ..open
" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo" Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping? JAY HIND.. ..open
Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi. Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le.. ..open

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya. Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya? Sardar: Battery low. Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko.. ..open
Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder, Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar.. Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!! Replies the Parrot..!! ..open

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