Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words. ..open
My attitude based on how you treat me. ..open
If your bad. Call me your Dad. ..open
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. ..open
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off. ..open
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was. ..open
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst. ..open
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. ..open
Not always "Available".. try your Luck.. ..open
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. ..open
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.