A good friend would bail you out of jai

A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

Behind every successful man is a surpri

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Phones are better than girlfriends, at

Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is ju

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other

Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.