Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ? Girl :

Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ?



Girl : Pagal ho gye ho kya !!!!



Boy : Achi movie hai na ?



Girl : Kutte ke pille..



Boy : Tumne mujhe gali di ?



Girl : Kitne Chote chote hote hai na ,,,

Bf gf ke sath dinner pe gaya… Bf ne

Bf gf ke sath dinner pe gaya…



Bf ne glass mein ghum rahe keede ko maar diya



Yeh dekh gf chillayi : Kitne nirdayi ho tum,



Main to itni sesitive hu ki ek chitti bhi mujhse mar jaye dukh hota h



Tabhi waiter aa gya

Waiter : Madam order?



Gf : Bhaiya ek chicken , 2 Fish Soup Aur Ke Plate Kabab le aao..

Girlfriend Boyfriend se bolti hai..

Girlfriend Boyfriend se bolti hai..



Girlfriend : Jaanu, batao jab main hasti hu to kesi lagti hu.?



Boyfriend : Aisa lagta hain jaise, Nokia 1100 hang ho gaya ho.



Girlfriend De Thapadh De Thapadh

Gf ka phone aata h bf ko Bf : Haan,

Gf ka phone aata h bf ko



Bf : Haan, kitne ka recharge karau..?



Gf: Tumhe kya lagta h



Main har baar recharge krwane k liye hi phone karti hu kya..?



Bf : To..?



Gf : Do dress dilwa dena.

Gf : Mujhe Pizza khana hai Bf Pizza

Gf : Mujhe Pizza khana hai



Bf Pizza le aata hai



Gf : Thanks



Bf : Thanks se kaam nahi chalega



Gf (sharmaate hue) : Acha to kissi chahiye???



Bf (gusse me) : Bakwas mat kar aadha pizza de mujhe

Gf : Kal mere papa ne mujhe tumhare sath

Gf : Kal mere papa ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe jate dekh liya



Bf : Ohhh … Fir kya huwa ?



Gf : Jiska dar tha wahi huwa..



Papa ne bus ke kiraye ke paise le liye..



Humari family bahut strict hai..