Girlfriend – Baby , Kal Mera Birthday Hai ….,

Boyfriend – Janu ,Advance Happy Birthday…

Girlfriend – So sweat, Kya Gift Dega….,

Boyfriend – Kya Chahiye tumhe …..?,

Girlfriend – Ring ….,

Boyfriend – Ring Dunga Par Uthana Matlena….. Balance Nahi Hai ……!

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko leke ja raha tha,



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Ladke ka dost puchta hai : Kaun hai ye ?



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Ladka : Meri Cousin hai !!



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Lake ka Dost : Pichle sal ye meri cousin thi !!

Girlfriend to his blind Boyfriend : Kash tum dekh pate mai kitni koobsurat hu ,



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Boyfriend : Itni khoobsurat hoti to , aankhe wale tujhe mere liye chor dete kya..



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Andha hu …Ch***ya nahi ….

Dost ke haath mein naya phone dekhkar dusra dost bola :



” Naya phone kab kharida…? ”



Pehla dosta : Naya nahi, Girlfriend ka hain ..



Dusra dost : Gifriend ka phone kyun le aaya..?



Pehla Dost : Roj bolti thi ,mera phone nahi uthate …



Aaj mauka mila,to utha laya maine ….

Dost ke haath mein naya phone dekhkar dusra dost bola :



” Naya phone kab kharida…? ”



Pehla dosta : Naya nahi, Girlfriend ka hain ..



Dusra dost : Gifriend ka phone kyun le aaya..?



Pehla Dost : Roj bolti thi ,mera phone nahi uthate …



Aaj mauka mila,to utha laya maine ….

Gf ka phone aata h bf ko



Bf : Haan, kitne ka recharge karau..?



Gf: Tumhe kya lagta h



Main har baar recharge krwane k liye hi phone karti hu kya..?



Bf : To..?



Gf : Do dress dilwa dena.

Gf Bf aankho me aakhe dal ke kurkure kha rahe the..



Ladki sarmate huye : aaise mud mud ke kya dekh rahe ho..



Ladka : Thoda thoda kha moti…



Muthi bhar bhar ke kha rahi hai…

Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha..



Banta : Ro kyu rah hai..



Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu…



uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha..



Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me..

Santa apni girlfriend se puchata hai :



Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti to..



Girlfriend : Mere papa Chinese the..



Santa : AB kaha hai tumhare papa ..



Girlfriend : Ab nahi rahe wo..



Santa : Ha Chinese mall chalta bhi kitne din..

Joke And Shayari app

Good Day With Krishna
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