Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti

Wife:Kal rat tum nind me mujhe galiyan de rahe the Husband:Tumhe galat-fehmi huyee hai Wife:Kaisi galat-fhmi? Husb:Yehi ki me nind me tha.

Wife- me america ja rahi hu apke liye kya gift lau. Husband- 1 american ladki Wife wapas aayi. Husband-gift? Wife-9 mahine intjar KARO

Husband & wife 2no ghumne gye, Raste me 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha. wife:Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye. Husband:NAMASTE SASURJI

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti. Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta.

Shaadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai. Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na. Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai.

husband apne susral mai apni bivi se chalo sex kerte hain. bivi: nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai. husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hai.

Husband: Sex ho jaye? Wife: No. Husband: Jewar le dunga. Wife: No. Husband: Car le dunga. Wife: No, No, No. Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.



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Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai. Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho? Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.



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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

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