The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition, there are no other copies.. ;)
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at Gym.
When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I’m alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I’m fantastic.
At the bank, I told the cashier, “I’d like to open a joint account please.” They said “OK, with whom?” I said, ” With Whoever has lots of money.” :D
Never allow yourself to become one of those people who, when they are old, tell you how they missed their chances.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Always put your fears behind you and your dreams in front of you.