The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition, there are no other copies.. ;)

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at Gym.

When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I’m alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I’m fantastic.

At the bank, I told the cashier, “I’d like to open a joint account please.” They said “OK, with whom?” I said, ” With Whoever has lots of money.” :D

Never allow yourself to become one of those people who, when they are old, tell you how they missed their chances.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Always put your fears behind you and your dreams in front of you.

People who think I’m not a religious person should see me when the airplane starts to shake.

When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I’m climbing through the window.

Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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