Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ?



Banta : Dekh simple hai



jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to



log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali !!!

Santa : Yar banta ek bat bata



ye vote dalane ki umar 18 aur shadi ki 21 ..



Aisa kyu ???



Banta : Kyu ki sarkar ko bhi pata hai..



Desh sambhalna aashan hai …Par biwi nahi…

Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko



patiyo me bandha huwa bed pe padha paya…



Banta : Yar ye kya hal bana rakha hai..



Santa : Kuch nahi yar kol 10 logo ki bhidh ke mujhe mil ke pita..



Banta : fir tune kuch bola nahi …



Santa : Bala na.. maine bola…dam hai to ek ek karke aao..



Banta : Fir kya huwa ?



Santa : Fir kya hoga… salo ne fir mujhe ek ek karke pita !!!

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..



Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..



Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..



Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..



ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa..



Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di..



Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,,



Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai…



par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha..

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki..



mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu….



yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu..



Dost : To tune wada pura kiya…



Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li…

Banta Santa ke ghar gya ..



Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to



sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai..



Santa : Kaha yar..



Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi



koi raavan utha ke le jata hai…

Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..



Banta : Ro kyu raha hai..



Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..



wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,



Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..



Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,



wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..



Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..



Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..



wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..



Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..



Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..



Banta : par kyu…



Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …



Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle



hum tamil sikh le…

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..



kafi der ho gai..



Santa (Gusse me) :



Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…



1 kilo tol do….

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