Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb ky

Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ?



Banta : Dekh simple hai



jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to



log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali !!!

Santa : Yar banta ek bat bata ye vo

Santa : Yar banta ek bat bata



ye vote dalane ki umar 18 aur shadi ki 21 ..



Aisa kyu ???



Banta : Kyu ki sarkar ko bhi pata hai..



Desh sambhalna aashan hai …Par biwi nahi…

Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko

Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko



patiyo me bandha huwa bed pe padha paya…



Banta : Yar ye kya hal bana rakha hai..



Santa : Kuch nahi yar kol 10 logo ki bhidh ke mujhe mil ke pita..



Banta : fir tune kuch bola nahi …



Santa : Bala na.. maine bola…dam hai to ek ek karke aao..



Banta : Fir kya huwa ?



Santa : Fir kya hoga… salo ne fir mujhe ek ek karke pita !!!

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..



Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..



Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..



Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..



ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant k

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa..



Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di..



Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,,



Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai…



par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha..

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki..



mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu….



yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu..



Dost : To tune wada pura kiya…



Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li…