Banta Santa ke ghar gya .. Banta :

Banta Santa ke ghar gya ..



Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to



sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai..



Santa : Kaha yar..



Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi



koi raavan utha ke le jata hai…

Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha.. Bant

Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..



Banta : Ro kyu raha hai..



Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..



wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,



Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..



Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,



wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..



Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..



Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..



wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..



Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..



Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..



Banta : par kyu…



Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …



Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle



hum tamil sikh le…

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha t

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..



kafi der ho gai..



Santa (Gusse me) :



Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…



1 kilo tol do….

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..



Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…



Ek to sambhalti nahi..



Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se

Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha..



Banta : Ro kyu rah hai..



Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu…



uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha..



Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me..