Gujrati: Dimag tej hota hai! Sardar

Gujrati: Dimag tej hota hai!



Sardar: Kaise ?



Gujrati: Acha ye batao 1 kg chawal me,



Kitne dane hote hai.



Sardar: Pata nahi,



Gujrati ne use badam khilaya aur bola,



1 darjan me kitne kele hote hai.



Sardar: 12 ,



Gujrati: Dekha ho gaya na dimag tej…



Sardar: 2kg de yarr, bade kamal ki chij hai…………..

Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sat

Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 20 din bahar ghumne jaati hai

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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???

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Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani

Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teache

Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.

2 sardars were fighting after exam. Si

2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pre

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar ya

3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gaye,decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,

chota sardar:mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,dono ne kaha thik hai,

2din guzar gaye sardar nahi aya,

4din guzar gaye sardar nahi aye,

2no ne socha k ab smosa kha line chahye,jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola..Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga..