Sardarni walking on road with her top op

Sardarni walking on road with her top open & Right BOOB hanging out..



Cop asks: what is this?



Sardarni realises:Hai Rabba!Munna BUS me hi reh gaya.

Sardar was selling Parashut.. Plane

Sardar was selling Parashut..



Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe..

Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to..

Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga..

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya o

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.

Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?

Sardar: Battery low.

Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko..

" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long

" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo"

Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping?

JAY HIND..

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,

They were called for an Identification parade.

When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!!

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil ra

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he.

Police: Kaun He Wo?

Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!!