Sardar moving around in market with parr

Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder,

Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..

Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!!



Replies the Parrot..!!

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE,

They were called for an Identification parade.

When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!!

Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool.. Se

Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool..

See his report..

Eng-02

Mat-05

Science-07

SST-08

Hindi-03

Total-25

Sardar-Total ne to kamal kia he.Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi.

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke li

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!

Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gay

Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata..

Sardar toilet me betha tha, Samne likh

Sardar toilet me betha tha,

Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..

Now sardar at his best once again..

Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya..