bachcha – maidam may i go to toilet ??



maidam – nahin, pahale a to z sunao,



bachcha – abchdaifghijklmn__qrs_uvwx_z



maidam – p,o,t,y kaha hai ,,,,



bachcha – meri chaddi mein

teachar chemistry padha rahi thi ,



teachar – paani ka formula batao



pappu – h2o + mgchl2 + chaso4 + alchl3 + naoh + koh + hno3 + hchl + cho2



teachar – (gusse mein )galat hai ye ,



pappu – maidam ye naale ka paani hai

Teacher – tumne home work kyu nhi kiya ?



Pappu – isme meri koi galti nahi hai



Aapne muje work diya hi kha tha..



Teacher – kyu ? home work diya to tha..



Pappu – me home work karr hi nahi sakta



kyunki me to “hostel” me rhta hu

teachar – bantee teree najar kahaan hai ?



bantee – soree maidam



teechar- jyaada smaart mat ban



teechar – apanee kitaab pe najar rakh

main bachchon kee shakl dekhakar bata detee hoon

ki usake dimaag mein kya chal raha hai



bantee –

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maidam phir bhee aap apana dupatta theek nahin kar rahee 🙂 🙂

teechar behosh 🙂

Teacher class me pada rhi thi

Bacchoaaj me tumko english sikhaungi



Teacher – pappu tu khada ho jaa



Pappu – ji medam



Teacher – bata “Ram mujhe pyar nahi karta”

isko english me sentence bnao



Pappu – Ram pagal hai

ek bar hame mauka do 🙂 🙂

Teacher – aaj me tumko noun padhaungi



Teacher – pappu tu khada ho



Pappu – ji madam



Teacher – ladki sabse hans ke baat kar rhi hai

isme ladki kya hai ?



Pappu – ji ladki bigdi hui hai

setting krna chahti hai 🙂 🙂

Madam – batao baccho Vasco da Gama bharat kab aaya ?



Pappu – ji sardiyo me aaya tha



Madam – pagal hai kya ? tujhse kisne kaha ?



Pappu – madam aapki kasam…



mene kitab me photo dekhi thi

usne cote pahan rkha tha 🙂 🙂

Teacher – Baccho aaj ham Hindi padenge



Bacche – ok madam



Teacher – Ram Sita hai



to bachho batao isme ram kaun hai



Pappu – Ram darji hai 🙂 😉

Teacher – kal tum school

kyu nahi aayi thi ?



Ladki – Sorry mam

hamari BMW aayi nahi thi



Teacher – tumhare ghar BMW hai ?



Ladki – haa BMW matlab

“bartan majhne wali”



wo kal aayi nahi thi 🙂 😉

Madam danda leke class me aayi



Madam – madam me sapne me japan

pahuch gyi thi



Madam – Billu tu kaha tha kal ?



Billu – Madam me pinki ko

airport pe chorne gaya tha 🙂 😉

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