Madam – batao baccho Vasco da Gama bhara

Madam – batao baccho Vasco da Gama bharat kab aaya ?



Pappu – ji sardiyo me aaya tha



Madam – pagal hai kya ? tujhse kisne kaha ?



Pappu – madam aapki kasam…



mene kitab me photo dekhi thi

usne cote pahan rkha tha 🙂 🙂

Teacher – Baccho aaj ham Hindi padenge

Teacher – Baccho aaj ham Hindi padenge



Bacche – ok madam



Teacher – Ram Sita hai



to bachho batao isme ram kaun hai



Pappu – Ram darji hai 🙂 😉

Teacher – kal tum school kyu nahi aayi

Teacher – kal tum school

kyu nahi aayi thi ?



Ladki – Sorry mam

hamari BMW aayi nahi thi



Teacher – tumhare ghar BMW hai ?



Ladki – haa BMW matlab

“bartan majhne wali”



wo kal aayi nahi thi 🙂 😉

Madam danda leke class me aayi Mada

Madam danda leke class me aayi



Madam – madam me sapne me japan

pahuch gyi thi



Madam – Billu tu kaha tha kal ?



Billu – Madam me pinki ko

airport pe chorne gaya tha 🙂 😉

Master – kamino padhai shuru kr do pap

Master – kamino padhai shuru kr do

paper aane wale hain



Pappu – me to khub padhai karta hu

kuch bhi puch lo



Master – bata tajmahal kisne bnaya



Pappu – mistri ne



Master – abe gadhe matlab kisne banwaya



Pappu – thekedar ne banwaya hoga 🙂 😉

Teacher – “Khushi ka thikana na rha” i

Teacher – “Khushi ka thikana na rha”

is muhavre ka kya matlab hai ?



Pappu – khushi ghar walo se chipkar

rojana apne boyfriend se milne jati thi



ek din uske papa ne boyfriend ke sath dekh liya

aur khusi ko ghar se nikal diya



ab bechari “khushi ka thikana na rha” 🙂 😉



Teacher behosh 🙁