I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words. ..open
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was. ..open
My attitude based on how you treat me. ..open

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. ..open
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card ..open
Not always "Available".. try your Luck.. ..open

Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off. ..open
I’m cool but global warming made me hot. ..open
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. ..open

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me. ..open
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool. ..open
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. ..open

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ..open
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. ..open
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst. ..open

Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! . ..open
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third. ..open
If your bad. Call me your Dad. ..open

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