Ladki gol-gappe khaa rahi thi 20-25 kha liye



phir bf se pucha : 10 aur khaa lu???



Bf chilla kar bola : “Naagin” khaa le



Gf ne apne bf ko ek ulte haath ka rasid kar diya…



“Naagin” kisko bola bee



Bf : Arey, maarti kyu hai??

Maine bola Naa-gin, khaa le
Girlfriend to his blind Boyfriend : Kash tum dekh pate mai kitni koobsurat hu , . Boyfriend : Itni khoobsurat hoti to , aankhe wale tujhe mere liye chor dete kya.. . . Andha hu …Ch***ya nahi …. ..open
Dost ke haath mein naya phone dekhkar dusra dost bola : ” Naya phone kab kharida…? ” Pehla dosta : Naya nahi, Girlfriend ka hain .. Dusra dost : Gifriend ka phone kyun le aaya..? Pehla Dost : Roj bolti thi ,mera phone nahi uthate … Aaj mauka mila,to utha laya maine …. ..open
Ladki gol-gappe khaa rahi thi 20-25 kha liye phir bf se pucha : 10 aur khaa lu??? Bf chilla kar bola : “Naagin” khaa le Gf ne apne bf ko ek ulte haath ka rasid kar diya… “Naagin” kisko bola bee Bf : Arey, maarti kyu hai?? Maine bola Naa-gin, khaa le ..open

Ek bar tau ne tai ched di.. Tai tau ko gali dene lagi.. Paas se gujar rahe ek pache ne bola.. Kya huwa tau ..kya bat hai.. . . Tau : Kuch nahi beta … Beta Purana Transformer hai.. Char char kar raha hai… ..open
Gf Bf aankho me aakhe dal ke kurkure kha rahe the.. Ladki sarmate huye : aaise mud mud ke kya dekh rahe ho.. Ladka : Thoda thoda kha moti… Muthi bhar bhar ke kha rahi hai… ..open
Gf : Kal mere papa ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe jate dekh liya Bf : Ohhh … Fir kya huwa ? Gf : Jiska dar tha wahi huwa.. Papa ne bus ke kiraye ke paise le liye.. Humari family bahut strict hai.. ..open

Gf ka phone aata h bf ko Bf : Haan, kitne ka recharge karau..? Gf: Tumhe kya lagta h Main har baar recharge krwane k liye hi phone karti hu kya..? Bf : To..? Gf : Do dress dilwa dena. ..open
Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ? Girl : Pagal ho gye ho kya !!!! Boy : Achi movie hai na ? Girl : Kutte ke pille.. Boy : Tumne mujhe gali di ? Girl : Kitne Chote chote hote hai na ,,, ..open
Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha.. Banta : Ro kyu rah hai.. Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu… uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha.. Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me.. ..open

Girlfriend – Baby , Kal Mera Birthday Hai …., Boyfriend – Janu ,Advance Happy Birthday… Girlfriend – So sweat, Kya Gift Dega…., Boyfriend – Kya Chahiye tumhe …..?, Girlfriend – Ring …., Boyfriend – Ring Dunga Par Uthana Matlena….. Balance Nahi Hai ……! ..open
Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ? Girl : Pagal ho gye ho kya !!!! Boy : Achi movie hai na ? Girl : Kutte ke pille.. Boy : Tumne mujhe gali di ? Girl : Kitne Chote chote hote hai na ,,, ..open
Gf : Mujhe Pizza khana hai Bf Pizza le aata hai Gf : Thanks Bf : Thanks se kaam nahi chalega Gf (sharmaate hue) : Acha to kissi chahiye??? Bf (gusse me) : Bakwas mat kar aadha pizza de mujhe ..open

Santa apni girlfriend se puchata hai : Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti to.. Girlfriend : Mere papa Chinese the.. Santa : AB kaha hai tumhare papa .. Girlfriend : Ab nahi rahe wo.. Santa : Ha Chinese mall chalta bhi kitne din.. ..open
Gf ka phone aata h bf ko Bf : Haan, kitne ka recharge karau..? Gf: Tumhe kya lagta h Main har baar recharge krwane k liye hi phone karti hu kya..? Bf : To..? Gf : Do dress dilwa dena. ..open
Bf gf ke sath dinner pe gaya… Bf ne glass mein ghum rahe keede ko maar diya Yeh dekh gf chillayi : Kitne nirdayi ho tum, Main to itni sesitive hu ki ek chitti bhi mujhse mar jaye dukh hota h Tabhi waiter aa gya Waiter : Madam order? Gf : Bhaiya ek chicken , 2 Fish Soup Aur Ke Plate Kabab le aao.. ..open

Girlfriend Boyfriend se bolti hai.. Girlfriend : Jaanu, batao jab main hasti hu to kesi lagti hu.? Boyfriend : Aisa lagta hain jaise, Nokia 1100 hang ho gaya ho. Girlfriend De Thapadh De Thapadh ..open
Boyfriend : I Love you ….. Girlfriend : Agar tujhe mai i love you too bol du to ? Boyfriend : Main khushi khushi jaan de dunga …… Girlfriend : Jaa nahi kehti mai ….. Jee le apni zindgi…. ..open
Dost ke haath mein naya phone dekhkar dusra dost bola : ” Naya phone kab kharida…? ” Pehla dosta : Naya nahi, Girlfriend ka hain .. Dusra dost : Gifriend ka phone kyun le aaya..? Pehla Dost : Roj bolti thi ,mera phone nahi uthate … Aaj mauka mila,to utha laya maine …. ..open

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko leke ja raha tha, . Ladke ka dost puchta hai : Kaun hai ye ? . Ladka : Meri Cousin hai !! . Lake ka Dost : Pichle sal ye meri cousin thi !! ..open

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