My attitude based on how you treat me.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.

Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
My attitude based on how you treat me.

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