My attitude based on how you treat me.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot. ..open
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool. ..open
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ..open

Never forget who was there for you when no one else was. ..open
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. ..open
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. ..open

A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third. ..open
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! . ..open
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words. ..open

Not always "Available".. try your Luck.. ..open
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card ..open
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off. ..open

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst. ..open
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. ..open
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me. ..open

If your bad. Call me your Dad. ..open
My attitude based on how you treat me. ..open
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. ..open

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