Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
My attitude based on how you treat me.

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

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