Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.

Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

My attitude based on how you treat me.
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

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