Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .

My attitude based on how you treat me.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.

Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

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