Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
My attitude based on how you treat me.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.

Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

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