Not always "Available".. try your Luck.. ..open
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words. ..open
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. ..open
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
If your bad. Call me your Dad. ..open
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. ..open
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was. ..open
My attitude based on how you treat me. ..open
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst. ..open
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. ..open
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off. ..open
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.