Santa (Banta se) : Kal maine teri bhabhi ko



payar se katil bola to samosha aur chay khane ko mila..



Banta : Thik hai aaj mai bhi boluga apni biwi ko…



aur samosha khauga..par mai apne andaj me boluga…’



Agale din santa ne pucha :



Samosha mila ?



Banta : Ghusha mila…



Maine to bas hatyaran bola tha usse….
Santa (Pahalwan Se) : Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo.. Pahalwan : 4 ko .. Santa : Bas.. Tum se achi to meri murgi hai jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deti hai ..open
Santa : Yar banta ek bat bata ye vote dalane ki umar 18 aur shadi ki 21 .. Aisa kyu ??? Banta : Kyu ki sarkar ko bhi pata hai.. Desh sambhalna aashan hai …Par biwi nahi… ..open
Banta Santa ke ghar gya .. Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai.. Santa : Kaha yar.. Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi koi raavan utha ke le jata hai… ..open

Banta Santa ke ghar gya .. Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai.. Santa : Kaha yar.. Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi koi raavan utha ke le jata hai… ..open
Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ? Banta : Dekh simple hai jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali !!! ..open
Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha.. Banta : Ro kyu rah hai.. Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu… uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha.. Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me.. ..open

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le.. Banta : par kyu… Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai … Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle hum tamil sikh le… ..open
Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha.. kafi der ho gai.. Santa (Gusse me) : Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to… 1 kilo tol do…. ..open
Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya.. Usse ek ladki ne hello bola.. Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat.. Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja.. ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi… ..open

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa.. Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di.. Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,, Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai… par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha.. ..open
Santa banta se bolta hai : Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai.. wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se.. Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik… ..open
Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki.. Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai.. Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai.. Santa itminan se bola : Sanp nahi kat raha… wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai… recharge karwane aaya hai… ..open

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki.. mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu…. yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu.. Dost : To tune wada pura kiya… Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li… ..open
Santa ( Bnata se ) : Garmiyo me mujhe dohari khushi milti hai … Banta : Par kyu ?? Santa : Meri biwi garmiye ke chutti me maike chali jaya hai.. Aur Mohalle se gai ladki apne maike aajati hai ..open
Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha.. Banta : Ro kyu raha hai.. Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the.. wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,, Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai.. Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,, wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai.. Banta : Ye to achi bat hai.. Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya.. wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai.. Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai.. Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara… ..open

Santa (Banta se) : Kal maine teri bhabhi ko payar se katil bola to samosha aur chay khane ko mila.. Banta : Thik hai aaj mai bhi boluga apni biwi ko… aur samosha khauga..par mai apne andaj me boluga…’ Agale din santa ne pucha : Samosha mila ? Banta : Ghusha mila… Maine to bas hatyaran bola tha usse…. ..open
Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko patiyo me bandha huwa bed pe padha paya… Banta : Yar ye kya hal bana rakha hai.. Santa : Kuch nahi yar kol 10 logo ki bhidh ke mujhe mil ke pita.. Banta : fir tune kuch bola nahi … Santa : Bala na.. maine bola…dam hai to ek ek karke aao.. Banta : Fir kya huwa ? Santa : Fir kya hoga… salo ne fir mujhe ek ek karke pita !!! ..open
Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga.. Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai… Ek to sambhalti nahi.. Aur tu 2 karne chala hai… ..open

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