Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.

Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'

Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent

Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle.
Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di. ..open
Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata.. ..open
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle' Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle. ..open

3 sardar picnic par gaye,wahan ja kar yad aya k "PEPSI" to ghar bhul gaye,decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey, chota sardar:mai is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak smose nai khaoge,dono ne kaha thik hai, 2din guzar gaye sardar nahi aya, 4din guzar gaye sardar nahi aye, 2no ne socha k ab smosa kha line chahye,jse hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola..Aisa karoge to mai nai jaunga.. ..open
Sardar was selling Parashut.. Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe.. Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to.. Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga.. ..open
Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal: 1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao.. Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!! ..open

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he. Police: Kaun He Wo? Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!! ..open
Gujrati: Dimag tej hota hai! Sardar: Kaise ? Gujrati: Acha ye batao 1 kg chawal me, Kitne dane hote hai. Sardar: Pata nahi, Gujrati ne use badam khilaya aur bola, 1 darjan me kitne kele hote hai. Sardar: 12 , Gujrati: Dekha ho gaya na dimag tej… Sardar: 2kg de yarr, bade kamal ki chij hai………….. ..open
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. ..open

" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo" Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping? JAY HIND.. ..open
Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool.. See his report.. Eng-02 Mat-05 Science-07 SST-08 Hindi-03 Total-25 Sardar-Total ne to kamal kia he.Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi. ..open
Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi. Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le.. ..open

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE, They were called for an Identification parade. When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!! ..open
Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge? Srdr:10 rs. ka? Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho. ..open
Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do. ..open

Sardar toilet me betha tha, Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare.. Now sardar at his best once again.. Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya.. ..open
Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya. Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya? Sardar: Battery low. Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko.. ..open
Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta! Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !! ..open

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE, They were called for an Identification parade. When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!! ..open
Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 20 din bahar ghumne jaati hai . . . . Aap kabhi leke gaye ??? . . . . . . . . Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani ..open

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