Santa : Yar banta ek bat bata



ye vote dalane ki umar 18 aur shadi ki 21 ..



Aisa kyu ???



Banta : Kyu ki sarkar ko bhi pata hai..



Desh sambhalna aashan hai …Par biwi nahi…
Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki.. Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai.. Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai.. Santa itminan se bola : Sanp nahi kat raha… wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai… recharge karwane aaya hai… ..open
Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa.. Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di.. Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,, Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai… par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha.. ..open
Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le.. Banta : par kyu… Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai … Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle hum tamil sikh le… ..open

Santa banta se bolta hai : Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai.. wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se.. Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik… ..open
Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha.. Banta : Ro kyu rah hai.. Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu… uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha.. Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me.. ..open
Santa (Banta se) : Kal maine teri bhabhi ko payar se katil bola to samosha aur chay khane ko mila.. Banta : Thik hai aaj mai bhi boluga apni biwi ko… aur samosha khauga..par mai apne andaj me boluga…’ Agale din santa ne pucha : Samosha mila ? Banta : Ghusha mila… Maine to bas hatyaran bola tha usse…. ..open

Banta Santa ke ghar gya .. Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai.. Santa : Kaha yar.. Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi koi raavan utha ke le jata hai… ..open
Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha.. Banta : Ro kyu raha hai.. Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the.. wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,, Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai.. Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,, wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai.. Banta : Ye to achi bat hai.. Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya.. wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai.. Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai.. Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara… ..open
Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko patiyo me bandha huwa bed pe padha paya… Banta : Yar ye kya hal bana rakha hai.. Santa : Kuch nahi yar kol 10 logo ki bhidh ke mujhe mil ke pita.. Banta : fir tune kuch bola nahi … Santa : Bala na.. maine bola…dam hai to ek ek karke aao.. Banta : Fir kya huwa ? Santa : Fir kya hoga… salo ne fir mujhe ek ek karke pita !!! ..open

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya.. Usse ek ladki ne hello bola.. Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat.. Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja.. ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi… ..open
Banta Santa ke ghar gya .. Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai.. Santa : Kaha yar.. Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi koi raavan utha ke le jata hai… ..open
Santa : Yar banta ek bat bata ye vote dalane ki umar 18 aur shadi ki 21 .. Aisa kyu ??? Banta : Kyu ki sarkar ko bhi pata hai.. Desh sambhalna aashan hai …Par biwi nahi… ..open

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga.. Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai… Ek to sambhalti nahi.. Aur tu 2 karne chala hai… ..open
Santa ( Bnata se ) : Garmiyo me mujhe dohari khushi milti hai … Banta : Par kyu ?? Santa : Meri biwi garmiye ke chutti me maike chali jaya hai.. Aur Mohalle se gai ladki apne maike aajati hai ..open
Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ? Banta : Dekh simple hai jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali !!! ..open

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki.. mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu…. yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu.. Dost : To tune wada pura kiya… Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li… ..open
Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha.. kafi der ho gai.. Santa (Gusse me) : Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to… 1 kilo tol do…. ..open
Santa (Pahalwan Se) : Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo.. Pahalwan : 4 ko .. Santa : Bas.. Tum se achi to meri murgi hai jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deti hai ..open

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