2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do. ..open
Ek sardar ki NANO kharab ho gi-Bonet khola to shocked-engine hi nahi. Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola:koi gal nahi meri dikki me extra pada h tu le le.. ..open
Techer 2 sardar: UR son is a Fool.. See his report.. Eng-02 Mat-05 Science-07 SST-08 Hindi-03 Total-25 Sardar-Total ne to kamal kia he.Is subject ki tustion tak nahi rakhi thi. ..open

Sardar was selling Parashut.. Plane se kudo,Button dabao aur aap zamin pe safe.. Custmer-Agar Parasdhut nhi Khula to.. Sardar-O ji le aana change kr dunga.. ..open
5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE, They were called for an Identification parade. When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!! ..open
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle' Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle. ..open

Sardar : Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi he. Police: Kaun He Wo? Sardar: VODAFONE wale,Bolte he Bill N Bhara To Kaat Denge...!! ..open
" Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long jumo" Sardar reads in Paper n says Angerly " He deserved it! who told that idiot to wear the Gold Medal while jumping? JAY HIND.. ..open
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!! ..open

2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. ..open
Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta! Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !! ..open
Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya. Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg Aya? Sardar: Battery low. Pathan: Send Kar...Sabko.. ..open

5 sardars were caught in a RAPE CASE, They were called for an Identification parade. When the girl arrived,all SARDARS shouted together.."YEHI THI !!! ..open
Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 20 din bahar ghumne jaati hai . . . . Aap kabhi leke gaye ??? . . . . . . . . Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani ..open
Sardar's son: Papa agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge? Srdr:10 rs. ka? Son: Bas isliye ap pe joke bnte he,dono b to utha skte ho. ..open

Sardarni walking on road with her top open & Right BOOB hanging out.. Cop asks: what is this? Sardarni realises:Hai Rabba!Munna BUS me hi reh gaya. ..open
Dosti ki ajeeb Misaal: 1 sardar ne Naya Mobile liya to Dosto ne kaha,mithai khilao.. Sardar Bazar aya aur Mobile bech kar mithai le aya..!! ..open
Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata.. ..open

Sardar toilet me betha tha, Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare.. Now sardar at his best once again.. Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya.. ..open
Sardar moving around in market with parrot on shoulder, Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar.. Punjab se laya hu sale ko..!! Replies the Parrot..!! ..open

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