Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
My attitude based on how you treat me.

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.

Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

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