Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ..open
My attitude based on how you treat me. ..open
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one. ..open

Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words. ..open
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card ..open
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst. ..open

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. ..open
If your bad. Call me your Dad. ..open
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool. ..open

Not always "Available".. try your Luck.. ..open
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was. ..open
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off. ..open

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. ..open
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third. ..open
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. ..open

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me. ..open
I’m cool but global warming made me hot. ..open
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! . ..open

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