Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
My attitude based on how you treat me.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

Not always "Available".. try your Luck..
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .

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