Teacher : Sabse jayada nasa kisme hota hai…



Student : Kitabo me..



Kolte hi nind aajati hai..
Teacher – tumne home work kyu nhi kiya ? Pappu – isme meri koi galti nahi hai Aapne muje work diya hi kha tha.. Teacher – kyu ? home work diya to tha.. Pappu – me home work karr hi nahi sakta kyunki me to “hostel” me rhta hu ..open
Teacher – aaj me tumko noun padhaungi Teacher – pappu tu khada ho Pappu – ji madam Teacher – ladki sabse hans ke baat kar rhi hai isme ladki kya hai ? Pappu – ji ladki bigdi hui hai setting krna chahti hai 🙂 🙂 ..open
Teacher – Baccho aaj ham Hindi padenge Bacche – ok madam Teacher – Ram Sita hai to bachho batao isme ram kaun hai Pappu – Ram darji hai 🙂 😉 ..open

Teacher – kal tum school kyu nahi aayi thi ? Ladki – Sorry mam hamari BMW aayi nahi thi Teacher – tumhare ghar BMW hai ? Ladki – haa BMW matlab “bartan majhne wali” wo kal aayi nahi thi 🙂 😉 ..open
Teacher – “Khushi ka thikana na rha” is muhavre ka kya matlab hai ? Pappu – khushi ghar walo se chipkar rojana apne boyfriend se milne jati thi ek din uske papa ne boyfriend ke sath dekh liya aur khusi ko ghar se nikal diya ab bechari “khushi ka thikana na rha” 🙂 😉 Teacher behosh 🙁 ..open
Master – kamino padhai shuru kr do paper aane wale hain Pappu – me to khub padhai karta hu kuch bhi puch lo Master – bata tajmahal kisne bnaya Pappu – mistri ne Master – abe gadhe matlab kisne banwaya Pappu – thekedar ne banwaya hoga 🙂 😉 ..open

Teacher : Dusro ki madad karne wala mahan aadmi hota hai.. Student : Par Master Ji , Exam me to na aap mahan bante hai aur na hi hame mahan banane dete hai.. ..open
bachcha – maidam may i go to toilet ?? maidam – nahin, pahale a to z sunao, bachcha – abchdaifghijklmn__qrs_uvwx_z maidam – p,o,t,y kaha hai ,,,, bachcha – meri chaddi mein ..open
teachar chemistry padha rahi thi , teachar – paani ka formula batao pappu – h2o + mgchl2 + chaso4 + alchl3 + naoh + koh + hno3 + hchl + cho2 teachar – (gusse mein )galat hai ye , pappu – maidam ye naale ka paani hai ..open

Teacher class me pada rhi thi Bacchoaaj me tumko english sikhaungi Teacher – pappu tu khada ho jaa Pappu – ji medam Teacher – bata “Ram mujhe pyar nahi karta” isko english me sentence bnao Pappu – Ram pagal hai ek bar hame mauka do 🙂 🙂 ..open
Madam danda leke class me aayi Madam – madam me sapne me japan pahuch gyi thi Madam – Billu tu kaha tha kal ? Billu – Madam me pinki ko airport pe chorne gaya tha 🙂 😉 ..open

teacher- itne din se kaha the…? (teacher student jokes murga banane wale masterji) student- birdflue ho gya tha… teacher- ye beemari to chidiyon mein hoti hai… student- (gusse mein) aapne mujhe insan samajha hi kahan… roj to murga bana dete ho…😎👌

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Teacher : Sabse jayada nasa kisme hota hai… Student : Kitabo me.. Kolte hi nind aajati hai.. ..open
teachar – bantee teree najar kahaan hai ? bantee – soree maidam teechar- jyaada smaart mat ban teechar – apanee kitaab pe najar rakh main bachchon kee shakl dekhakar bata detee hoon ki usake dimaag mein kya chal raha hai bantee – . . . . maidam phir bhee aap apana dupatta theek nahin kar rahee 🙂 🙂 teechar behosh 🙂 ..open
Madam – batao baccho Vasco da Gama bharat kab aaya ? Pappu – ji sardiyo me aaya tha Madam – pagal hai kya ? tujhse kisne kaha ? Pappu – madam aapki kasam… mene kitab me photo dekhi thi usne cote pahan rkha tha 🙂 🙂 ..open

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