Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.

Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
If your bad. Call me your Dad.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

My attitude based on how you treat me.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life! .
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

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