Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.

A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Not always "Available".. try your Luck..

Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.

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